{"id":159,"date":"2004-04-16T07:21:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-16T07:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/Rants\/definenow.html"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"definenow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/2004\/04\/16\/definenow\/","title":{"rendered":"Define &#8220;Now&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To the folks at EOS Books, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers:<\/p>\n<p>How do you define the word &#8220;Now&#8221;?  Let me use it in context for you:  &#8220;Now Available.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Over the last few years, I have made it a personal policy not to read books in an unfinished series.  Thanks to authors such as Robert Jordan and Terry Goodkind, I despair of growing interested in a series of books, only to learn that the series will not be complete until long after I am in the grave.  In fact, I am beginning to actively seek out books published as stand-alone volumes or trilogies, to avoid being tied up in never-ending series.<\/p>\n<p>Recently, I purchased <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/006057528X\/ref=nosim\/jclarkorg-20\">The Magicians&#8217; Guild<\/a> at a mall-based bookseller.  Not having the convenience of Internet research, I checked the inside-front-cover, and learned that this is book 1 of The Black Magician Trilogy.  I made my decision to buy this book based on the words &#8220;Now Available&#8221; printed directly above pictures of the covers of volumes 2 and 3 in this trilogy.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my shock and dismay upon searching for these books on <a href=\"http:\/\/amazon.com\">Amazon.com<\/a>.  It appears that Volume 2, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0060575298\/ref=nosim\/jclarkorg-20\">The Novice<\/a>, will not be published until April 27, 2004.  It also appears that Volume 3, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0060575301\/ref=nosim\/jclarkorg-20\">The High Lord<\/a>, will not be published until September 1, 2004.  Willing to give the benefit of the doubt, I have consulted my calendar.  As today is April 15, 2004, it would appear that neither of these books are &#8220;Now Available&#8221;, unless you define &#8220;now&#8221; to mean &#8220;sometime in the future&#8221;.  How would you define &#8220;Truth in advertising?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I purchase books in the future, I will be very careful to read not the inside front cover, but instead the back of the title page.  To avoid any further deceptive marketing, I will be checking to confirm that the name HarperCollins is nowhere to be found.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To the folks at EOS Books, an imprint of HarperCollins Publishers: How do you define the word &#8220;Now&#8221;? Let me use it in context for you: &#8220;Now Available.&#8221; Over the last few years, I have made it a personal policy not to read books in an unfinished series. Thanks to authors such as Robert Jordan [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jclark.org\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}